Jonah Quote #580
Cheyenne: Why are you in awe of single mothers?
Jonah: I just think it's... it's very brave to have a child, especially at your age.
Cheyenne: Well, I didn't set out to have a baby. Came from sex.
Jonah: Right. Sure. Uh, but you... you bravely made the decision to go through with it.
Cheyenne: Well, I couldn't get a ride to Planned Parenthood.
Jonah: Well, if you ever need one in the future.
Glenn: Jonah, I'd prefer if you didn't offer to shuttle our employees to the abortion clinic.
Jonah: No, I meant rides in general.
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.