Jonah Quote #30
Jonah: This is not how it looks.
Garrett: Really? 'Cause it looks like you got a sex doll and you dressing it up to look like Amy.
Amy: Yeah.
Jonah: No. See, that sounds stalker-y, whereas I specifically bought this doll because it already looked like Amy.
Amy: I'm walking away. Oh, good. More people.
Mateo: Oh, my god!
Cheyenne: Is that supposed to be Amy?
Amy: No.
Jonah: Yes, yes. I wanted to get back at Amy, and there are no mannequins in the store that look remotely like her. Which, can we talk about that for a second? Why are there no Spanish/Latina themed mannequins?
Garrett: Oh, no, no, no, we not talking about that. Let's talk about this.
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.