Dina Quote #20
Glenn: Do not point at me. I'll point two fingers back at you.
Dina: You wouldn't dare.
Glenn: Oh, yeah? Ha-ha!
Dina: Okay, you know what?
Glenn: See?
Dina: That's a violation of the code of conduct.
Glenn: Oh, is it a violation?
Dina: It sure as heck is.
Glenn: Oh, really?
Dina: Yep.
Glenn: Who put that in there?
Dina: I did!
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.