Glenn Quote #12
Quote from Glenn in Magazine Profile
Amy: You look good, Glenn. Just remember to maintain eye contact, give a good, firm handshake...
Mateo: Give compliments, and try to make some jokes. And smile a lot. You'll be fine.
Jonah: Umm... hmm.
Amy: Do you have something you'd like to say, Jonah?
Jonah: A reporter doesn't care about how you look. They want to hear your big ideas.
Glenn: Ideas?
Amy: Okay. You know what? It's not The New Yorker. It's Stratus. They just want some nice photos and a quote saying how great it is to work here.
Glenn: Jonah, I think Amy's right. I'm just gonna stick with a firm handshake and an enthusiastic "Howdy-do!"
Amy: Exactly. But don't say "howdy-do."
Glenn: Rodger dodger.
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‘Magazine Profile’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: You know, I have to say, almost everything works on him. I guess that's the one benefit of having a face with zero character.
Glenn: Thank you, Mateo.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You got to keep this reporter away from me. I hate reporters. My school paper once misidentified me as a scoliosis victim. I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay? I can bench 160. 165 in the right situation. [looks at Jonah]