Glenn Quote #8
Quote from Glenn in Magazine Profile
Glenn: 'Sup, fool?
Amy: Nice. Why are you dressed like you're going undercover at a high school?
Glenn: Oh. [points to mannequin] Well, it looked cool on him. With the reporter coming... I know I'm not the most exciting person in the world, so I thought I'd jazz myself up a bit.
Amy: Come on, Glenn. You're an exciting guy. You remember that time when, um, you know, uh... you know.
Glenn: Thanks for trying.
Amy: Glenn, Stratus is just a stupid corporate rag. Nobody reads that. I mean, maybe if the break room TV is broken and I'm locked out of Candy Crush.
Glenn: I know that, but for once, it'd be nice to be the star. I mean, I... I know I'm never gonna be Madonna, but, for one day, it'd be nice not to be Glenn, but to be... Glenn.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: You know, I have to say, almost everything works on him. I guess that's the one benefit of having a face with zero character.
Glenn: Thank you, Mateo.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You got to keep this reporter away from me. I hate reporters. My school paper once misidentified me as a scoliosis victim. I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay? I can bench 160. 165 in the right situation. [looks at Jonah]