Glenn Quote #243

Quote from Glenn in Glenn's Kids

Glenn: You know, and now she's finally on a good path. And I don't want anything to get in her way.
Amy: Well, I mean, isn't she in law school? Uh, she's got a good head on her shoulders.
Glenn: Yeah, until, you know, she falls for "Mr. B-School Dropout" over there. Next thing you know, she's ditching classes so she can get all bortched up and lie on her back, watching airplanes land.
Amy: Uh, well, look, Glenn, who knows. Maybe Jonah's gonna say something like, "joie de vivre" and she won't even want to go out with him.
Glenn: Oh, come on. You're talking about Jonah. Who doesn't fall in with Jonah? So gorgeous.

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 ‘Glenn's Kids’ Quotes

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: You think you can handle it?
Cheyenne: Glenn, I'm a mom.
Glenn: Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Glenn: And also, don't let her get wet. And don't feed her after midnight. Just kidding, that's from Gremlins.

Quote from Cheyenne

Mateo: What... what is it? What did he draw?
Cheyenne: Mm, uhh, I don't think I can say it in front of the kids. But... you have one, but I don't. But we both like them. And sometimes they're curved...
Amy: Cheyenne, this is more disturbing than the word.

Quote from Glenn

Amy: Glenn, I don't want to tell you how to parent, but one of your kids is drawing on the back of Mateo's head.
Mateo: What?
Glenn: Leo, you put that down, mister.
Dina: This is why you can't bring your kids to work.
Glenn: It's just for a few hours. I'm surprising Jerusha with a photo of all the kids we've ever fostered. Obviously, we'll... we'll Photoshop in the prison ones.