Jonah Quote #179
Quote from Jonah in Mateo's Last Day
Mateo: Okay. How do you want to do this?
Jonah: Uh, I don't know. I'm not really much of a fighter.
Mateo: I guess just start with a punch in the face?
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, uh... Maybe... maybe close your eyes. Yeah, just... yeah, okay, cool. Uh, on second thought, open your eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mateo: Open?
Jonah: Okay. Here it comes. Here we go. No, see, now you're just staring at me and... and that's weird.
Mateo: [sighs] Oh, come on. Uh, don't think of it as a hate crime.
Jonah: Well, I wasn't. But now I am.
Cheyenne: You could just stomp on his head.
Jonah: Yeah, how about I just do this? What if I just kind of go like this? [swings arms] And you just sort of walk into it. Maybe this is better? Yeah.
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‘Mateo's Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: My friends and I would say that you guys are just chilling.
Jonah: Wait, full-on sex is now considered just chilling?
Cheyenne: Uh-huh, and mouth stuff is hanging out, and hand stuff is pretty much, "I like you but just as a friend".
Jonah: Hm.
Garrett: Wow, times have changed.
Dina: Yeah.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [on video] What am I gonna miss the most? Uh, the people? They're salt of the Earth. Simple, basic. Just sort of harmless. Am I scared? Of course I'm scared.
Amy: Wait, so, um, who's asking you these questions?
Mateo: Uh...
Glenn: Whoa.
Garrett: That is not your chest.
Mateo: Yes it is.
Garrett: Then take off your shirt.
Mateo: I had a big breakfast.
Mateo: [on video] My advice? I guess it would be leaving every place you work at a little bit better than when you found it. Did I do that here? Who can say? Yes. I think I did.
Dina: Well, that was a massive waste of time.
Glenn: Okay, moving on. We have not had a tornado drill in eight years, so we really should...
Mateo: [on video] I started this journey as a small child in the Philippines... [all groan]
Quote from Mateo
Cheyenne: This is where you'll be working? It looks so different.
Mateo: It's a Cloud 9 Signature. They have a beauty concierge, their produce is all organic, and their cafe has never given anyone diarrhea.
Amy: That is impressive.