Glenn Quote #218
Quote from Glenn in Wellness Fair
Jeff: Great, okay, uh, also, we have checked. We don't seem to have any training videos about not discussing abortion at work, because we just thought it was so obvious, but you guys managed to surprise us, so good job.
Cheyenne: Whoo!
Glenn: Don't lecture us on being responsible when we all know what you did to Sandra.
Jeff: Sandra? Who's Sandra? [all gasp]
Glenn: Who's Sandra? Just the woman who's pregnant with your bi-racial child.
Dina: In his defense, Sandra is extremely forgettable. Remember when we left her at Dave & Buster's on her birthday?
All: Yeah.
Sandra: I'm not pregnant.
Glenn: [gasps] Oh, God, am I too late?
Jeff: I'm very confused.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.