Amy Quote #149
Quote from Amy in Wellness Fair
Amy: Look, this really is none of your business, you know. You... you don't even know the whole story. It you knew the whole story, you wouldn't think she was a maniac. What's the whole story?
Garrett: [mutters] Don't do it.
Amy: The whole story is that she did date Jeff. It was very intense, and then they broke up.
Cheyenne: Yup, they broke up. It happened on a Tuesday.
Amy: See? Confirmation.
Marcus: So she got dumped, but then lied and told everyone they were still dating? Why would she do that?
Myrtle: 'Cause she's a maniac.
Amy: No. That is a good question, and we asked her that question, and what she said made a lot of sense. She told us that...
Cheyenne: She's pregnant.
Garrett: And the raptors have breached the fence.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.