Dina Quote #188

Quote from Dina in Wellness Fair

Dina: I picked you up some samples.
Garrett: There's like 50 condoms in here.
Dina: Show some gratitude. They're for your penis.
Garrett: Thank you?
Dina: You're welcome. Now did Amy say anything to you about what she was doing yesterday?
Garrett: No.
Dina: Would you tell me if she did?
Garrett: No.
Dina: You don't deserve these.
Garrett: Okay, fine, I don't like condoms anyway.
Dina: Well played. Now I call first dibs, but you can use those with whoever you want... I mean, me, someone else, solo work.
Garrett: Solo work?

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 ‘Wellness Fair’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?

Quote from Garrett

Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.