Glenn Quote #193
Quote from Glenn in Valentine's Day
Glenn: Hey, Jonah. Do you think Elias and Pauline would be good together, or am I just projecting Laurel and Hardy?
Jonah: I think you have me confused with someone else.
Glenn: Oh, wow. I'm... I'm so sorry. I... You look exactly like someone who works here. I'm so sorry. Wow, it's uncanny.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.