Glenn Quote #154
Quote from Glenn in Election Day
Glenn: Beep. Beep. Java truck comin' through.
Dina: What're you doing?
Glenn: American coffee for these American heroes. Actually, the beans are from Rwanda, but the water's from the good ol' faucet in the men's room.
Dina: Well, as I'm sure Syd here will tell you, you can't give poll workers gifts. That's called bribery.
Syd: Oh, that's okay. Actually, I usually have a Danish with my coffee.
Both: Oh.
Dina: Yum.
Glenn: So do I. Yeah.
Syd: Fine, I guess I'll go buy myself a Danish.
Glenn: Have a heavenly snack.
Superstore Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.