Dina Quote #91
Amy: Okay, Jeff, what we want is for Glenn to be rehired as Store Manager.
Dina: I would sooner slit my throat and Jeff's throat before I'd let that happen.
Jeff: Dina, if... if you're gonna be here, I just need you to observe.
Dina: Ah, Assistant Manager style. I got it.
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Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. The spider infestation in produce has been 80% contained. So we will be focusing our attention on the bedbug infestation in the mattress section. Meanwhile, we are down to only one raccoon left in the store. Unfortunately, that raccoon has grown powerful beyond our wildest fears.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Morning. How was your night?
Jeff: Oh, not great actually. They put me in a room by the runway, and the noise was just...
Dina: Well, I slept here. Guarded the store with my life. Don't worry, I don't smell. Took a whore's bath in the ladies' room this morning. Just the major stink zones. You know, armpits, posterior, vag. That's, uh, in the front in case you're a homosexual.
Jeff: Yeah, I know where all the parts are, thank you.