Mateo Quote #30
Jonah: It's not just about Cheyenne. It's about all of us. We're the people that make this company run. They need to start treating us better. Like Mateo... what was it you were complaining about yesterday?
Mateo: Oh.
Jonah: Remember?
Mateo: Yeah. Why are our customers so ugly?
Garrett: Mm, yeah.
Jonah: No, how they keep us under 40 hours so they don't have to give us benefits?
Mateo: Oh, right, yeah. That sucks too.
Superstore Quotes
‘Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.