Jonah Quote #29
Jonah: Hey, look at this. What is Amy doing here?
Garrett: That's supposed to be Amy?
Jonah: Yeah!
Amy: So sad.
Garrett: Well, you totally nailed the whole six foot tall, blonde hair thing.
Jonah: It's the best that I could find. Or, as Amy would say... [silence] I'm totally blanking right now. You go. Go, go, go, go, go. Go.
Garrett: "I look like a random white girl"?
Amy: Mm, nice try.
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.