Jonah Quote #25
Amy: Uh, listen. About all that mannequin stuff, sorry. Everyone was just messing around.
Jonah: Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't have even reacted. I'm still new here. I don't want my thing to be that I'm the sensitive one.
Amy: Your thing?
Jonah: Yeah, like, you know, Garrett's the cool one. Glenn's the nice one. Cheyenne's the perky, sweet one. Carol's the one that says "Hashtag" everything.
Amy: Which one am I?
Jonah: You're the, uh, responsible one.
Amy: The responsible one?
Jonah: In a good way! You're like the house mom of a frat. Everybody loves her. They just don't expect her to be the life of the party.
Amy: Wow.
Superstore Quotes
‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.