Jonah Quote #24
Amy: It looks exactly like him.
Garrett: Oh! Oh, hey, man. Meet our new employee. Jonah, meet Jonah.
Jonah: He's got my... you put my clothes on him. That's funny. The name tag, and... So everybody thinks he looks like me?
Garrett: Eh, not exactly like you. You're a little bit more like, "Hey, it's me, Jonah. I like to eat croissants." [laughter]
Jonah: Is that something I say?
Garrett: It sounds like something you would say.
Amy: Yeah, or like, [refined accent] "Have you seen this documentary? It will change your life." [laughter]
Jonah: Sounds kind of British.
Mateo: [refined accent] "I pretend to like jazz, because it makes me seem cultured."
Amy: "I'm Jonah. I peel bananas weird."
Jonah: Well, that's actually a life hack. So... The stems create a natural holding stick. That's why the monkeys do it. [chuckles] It's, um... I saw that in a... in a documentary.
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‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.