Dina Quote #15
Cheyenne: Oh, my gosh!
Dina: Word on the street is there's a baby up for grabs.
Cheyenne: Huh? Oh... oh. Yeah. We're just thinking, maybe, about adoption. It's a tough call. I'm so young, and it's a lot of responsibility, but at the same time...
Dina: Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.
Cheyenne: You?
Dina: Yeah, a baby's been part of my life plan since I was ten. I've got a crap load of love to give. Anyway, here are the facts: I have a comfortable lap, I can get a burp out of anybody, and I already lactate as a side effect from some fungal medication I'm taking.
Cheyenne: Cool.
Dina: It is not cool. It is disgusting, if you want to know the truth, but in this case, useful. The point is, if you go down the adoption road, you could do a heck of a lot worse than me. Like Glenn, for instance. He'd be a lot worse.
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‘Mannequin’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.
Quote from Jonah
[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.