Sandra Quote #1
Quote from Sandra in Magazine Profile
Dina: Now, before I start this seminar, does anyone have something they'd like to say?
Sandra: Okay, fine. Sal and I are having sex in the dressing rooms. [all groan] Ugh. I don't even like him. I have self-esteem issues, and I think being with him is a way of me punishing myself. It's messed up.
Dina: Shut up, Sandra. God, you are such a whiner. Sit down.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: You know, I have to say, almost everything works on him. I guess that's the one benefit of having a face with zero character.
Glenn: Thank you, Mateo.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You got to keep this reporter away from me. I hate reporters. My school paper once misidentified me as a scoliosis victim. I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay? I can bench 160. 165 in the right situation. [looks at Jonah]