Garrett Quote #495
Quote from Garrett in Lowell Anderson
Garrett: [answers video call] Hey, Brian. What's up?
Brian: Hey, look, I'm sorry to bug you. It's just that I had this strange conversation with Dina just now, and she's not picking up. Is she, like, really busy or something?
Garrett: Yeah, that's probably it. You know, Thursday and everything.
Brian: Yeah, okay, good. 'Cause I was... I was starting to wonder if maybe she was trying to break up with me.
Garrett: Oh, no, I wouldn't know anything about that. But, look, Brian, you're a solid guy, and if, by some chance, Dina doesn't see that anymore, you'll be fine. You're a vet. That'll be great on the dating apps. You'll have pictures of you...
Brian: Dating apps? You think she is trying to break up with me.
Garrett: No, I didn't... I didn't say that. You said that.
Brian: Yeah, but then you said it.
Garrett: You... [Dina enters] What I said was just like maybe... mm. [holds phone to chest]
Brian: [muffled on phone] Garrett, can you hear... [sighs] Am I frozen? Garrett!
Dina: Is that Brian?
Brian: I think we have a bad connection.
Garrett: Yeah.
Brian: Can you hear me?
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?