Quote from Jeff in Viral Video
Jeff: Thank you all for coming in early. Uh, there's been an unfortunate incident we need to discuss. Mateo: What's that in your ear? Jeff: Nothing. I got it pierced. No big deal. Garrett: Oh, wait, hold up. What are we working with here? Is that a... a snake or a lightning bolt? Jeff: This is not what I'm here... It's a guitar. An electric guitar.