Amy: [recording] Hi! It's Cloud9 Amy! Comin' at you from Cloud 9... in St. Louis, Missouri, between aisles seven and eight. Oh, look! It's a two-for-one sale! How come you never hear of one-for-two? Oh, probably because no one would ever pay twice as much. All right, that is bad. Can you please not watch me?
Jonah: How could I not? It's riveting.
Amy: [recording] Hi! It's Cloud 9 Amy!