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Quote from Dina in Christmas Eve

Dina: You know the rules. No religious crap in the store.
Glenn: Religious cr... Oh, this? This is just a winter barn display.
Dina: With a Baby Jesus and Three Wise Men?
Glenn: That is a normal barn baby and three men of average intelligence. No, below average. No, average.
Dina: Oh, wow. Well, I feel foolish.
Glenn: It's an honest mistake.
Dina: I can't believe that I thought this guy was a wise man. [laughs] What a stupid, stupid dummy I am.
Glenn: You're not that stupid.
Dina: I mean, I guess if this was someone from the Bible, you'd probably be pretty upset if I did this. [kicks figure across the store] Yeah, I probably would be.
Glenn: Probably would be, yeah.
Dina: And I-I guess then you'd also be upset if I did this. [kicks another] Oh! His head popped off.
Glenn: It's so much fun kicking them.
Dina: Isn't it?
Glenn: Yeah.
Dina: Guess that brings us to this little gentleman.
Glenn: Okay, could you just...
Dina: Born with a simple destiny... to be punted across a Cloud 9 store. She... could... go... all... the... way!
Glenn: Wait, give me that! That's Baby Jesus! That is sweet little Baby Jesus! You leave him alone, you monster!
Dina: They're all dolls, Glenn.

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