Dina Quote #283
Quote from Dina in Christmas Eve
Dina: You know the rules. No religious crap in the store.
Glenn: Religious cr... Oh, this? This is just a winter barn display.
Dina: With a Baby Jesus and Three Wise Men?
Glenn: That is a normal barn baby and three men of average intelligence. No, below average. No, average.
Dina: Oh, wow. Well, I feel foolish.
Glenn: It's an honest mistake.
Dina: I can't believe that I thought this guy was a wise man. [laughs] What a stupid, stupid dummy I am.
Glenn: You're not that stupid.
Dina: I mean, I guess if this was someone from the Bible, you'd probably be pretty upset if I did this. [kicks figure across the store] Yeah, I probably would be.
Glenn: Probably would be, yeah.
Dina: And I-I guess then you'd also be upset if I did this. [kicks another] Oh! His head popped off.
Glenn: It's so much fun kicking them.
Dina: Isn't it?
Glenn: Yeah.
Dina: Guess that brings us to this little gentleman.
Glenn: Okay, could you just...
Dina: Born with a simple destiny... to be punted across a Cloud 9 store. She... could... go... all... the... way!
Glenn: Wait, give me that! That's Baby Jesus! That is sweet little Baby Jesus! You leave him alone, you monster!
Dina: They're all dolls, Glenn.
Superstore Quotes
‘Christmas Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.