Jeff: So right in here is where I saw the feces swastika. [both enter dressing room] Okay. Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
Mateo: Mm, yeah, you too.
Jeff: Oh, all right, well, there you go.
Mateo: Oh, you didn't have to get me anything.
Jeff: It's a keychain.
Mateo: Thank you.
Jeff: 'Cause you're always losing your keys.
Mateo: Ahh, what a small, thoughtful... small gift.