Jonah: Hey, you, uh, wanted to see me?
Glenn: Yeah, please, have a seat. I was reviewing my files, and I noticed there was something wrong with your contract, so you need to sign a new one. Just standard boilerplate, you don't really need to read it.
Jonah: "The undersigned agrees to work exclusively at Cloud 9 for the next 30 years"? This is very flattering, but I obviously can't sign that.