Jonah: Hey, come here and check it out. Salt scrub, essential oils, deep tissue rub-down. For 900 bucks, they basically treat you like a brisket.
Amy: For 900 bucks minus the 80 or so I may have given to Cheyenne for diapers.
Jonah: You suck at being selfish.
Amy: Look, $820.00 is plenty to have a nice day at the spa. And every single penny of that money is going to this girl.
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Cheyenne: Amy found $900.00! What should we all do with it?
Amy: In retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have told her how much we found.
Jonah: You should've just fixed your mom's crisper.