Mateo: What are you doing here?
Jeff: Oh, uh, there was a stabbing at the Kirkwood store. Well, that's boring, but, you know, I'm in town till tomorrow, so, you know, I'm free tonight if... I know it's last-minute, but...
Mateo: Please, last-minute is fine. It's not like I'm one of those people who can't go on a date unless he, you know, works out and waxes and plucks and bleaches... got to plan at least two or three outfits.