Quote from Glenn in Guns, Pills and Birds
Tate: So just the morning-after pill? [man and woman nod] That would have been my guess. My man. All right. Okeydokey. So a couple things you need to know about this bad boy. Glenn: Hey, Tate. You want to see some pictures of my kids? Tate: No. Gross. I hate kids. Glenn: Wait till you see how cute they are. Children are such a gift. Woman: Oh. Glenn: How do I call up these pictures? All right, just give me a sec. [reads paper] "Viewing photos. Go to the home screen by tapping Menu button." Woman: I'm sorry. We really need to get going. Tate: Of course. Glenn, would you just cut it out? Let them buy the damn pill. Glenn: Would you mind very much if I just cut in front of you? I am in a huge rush. Huge! Woman: I guess. Glenn: Thank you. All right. Yeah, hi, I'd like to buy all of your morning-after pills, please. [to the couple] Big weekend. Gonna get all liquored up and promiscuous.