Sandra: What are you laughing at?
Carol: Oh, I was just remembering the time you wanted everyone to think you had a boyfriend, so you kept sending yourself Valentine's gifts from Jeff.
Sandra: I didn't send this to myself.
Carol: [gasps] There's a card.
Sandra: No, wait. No, no.
Carol: "To my Sandy Bear, love Antonio Lasagna." That's a- such a distinctive, real-sounding name.
Justine: It's Italian, probably. It sounds Italian.
Carol: Mm-hmm.
Sandra: Yup.