Glenn: Anyway, uh, I thought we should all gather as a group in sort of a safe space so that we can share any feelings that we have about what happened. Um, is anyone feeling any sadness? [silence] Or shock? Or guilt? There are no wrong answers. [Garrett raises his hand] Yes, Garrett.
Garrett: I guess apathy. I don't got any feelings about this dude.
Glenn: Okay, uh, Garrett, thank you for sharing. Um, is anyone else feeling feelings of apathy? [all hands go up] Okay, well, that's valid. That's va... No, it's not valid! You know what? No one is leaving this room until I see someone express some real G-D emotion!
Jonah: Uh, well, perhaps seeing a dead person today made us all realize how fragile the journey of life really is.
Glenn: Thank you. A little cliche, but points for effort. All right, um, why don't we just all bow our heads...
Dina: No religion in the workplace.
Glenn: Okay, a moment of silence.
Dina: Nope. Not if you're thinking about God.