Male Narrator: The American superstore. One-stop shopping for everything you could ever want or need. Do you want to be thinner? Fatter? Happier? Sadder? Are you looking for friendship? Or solitude? Or even love?
Amy: That's actually a cubic zirconia knockoff. It's called PlastiClear.
Bo: What happened to the $8 ones?
Amy: We're all sold out of those, sorry. But this one's only $2 more.
Bo: I get it. You advertise the cheap jewelry to get the suckers in the door, then you push the expensive stuff.
Amy: Well, I wouldn't use the word "suckers," or "expensive," or "jewelry."
Man: [sighs] Fine. I got to stand in line for cigarettes anyhow.
Amy: Great. I hope you and your fiancee are very happy together... [quietly] And that you don't procreate.