Marcus: Hey, man. When I cut off my thumb with the deli slicer, corporate gave me 200 bucks just for promising not to sue.
Justine: When I shattered my nose, I held out and got $1,000.
Marcus: Wait, you can negotiate? No one told me that I can negotiate.
Garrett: Man, you should have held out. You could have already launched Boob Cheese.
Marcus: Ugh...