Jonah: Uh, so Ron and Connie are kind of expecting you to ask their blessing to... marry Eric.
Mateo: What? Why? Do kettle chips mean something in Honduran culture that I'm not aware of?
Jonah: I told them that you wanted to make a good impression, and they made some leaps.
Mateo: To marriage? Eric and I aren't even talking about that!
Jonah: Look, just say that you're not ready. You know, that's- That's reasonable. You can even say that it's my fault.
Mateo: It was your fault, but now they like me, and I'm not gonna screw that up. You have to come back with me.
Jonah: Oh, no. I can't.
Mateo: Please, Jonah. They're not gonna expect me to ask if you're there.
Jonah: Mateo, I'm not...
Mateo: So I can be the blameless angel, and you can just be... the weirdo who likes to hang out with his ex's parents.
Jonah: I feel like there has to be a better way.
Mateo: Connie, Ron! Jonah's gonna join us. [whispers loudly] He misses you guys.