‘The Fatigues’
Season 8, Episode 6 - Aired October 31, 1996
Elaine is so scared of one of her subordinates that instead of firing him, she gives him a promotion. Jerry is disappointed to learn his girlfriend's mentor is dating Kenny Bania. Meanwhile, Kramer decides to host a Jewish singles night and needs help catering the event.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Elaine: You're quitting?
Eddie: I can't churn out that pointless drivel any more.
Elaine: Well, you can't quit. You're all I've got. I need you!
[As Elaine grabs Eddie by the lapels and shakes him, Eddie chokes on a piece of food. Frank sees this and flashes back to Korea. An alarmed Frank runs around knocking plates away from everyone.]
Frank Costanza: No! Don't eat that. It's no good. No good.
Kramer: Frank, stop it.
Frank Costanza: No way. [flips the buffet table]
Quote from George
Wilhelm: [o.s.] Our next speaker is George Costanza on the subject of risk management.
George: Ovaltine. ... Have you ever had this stuff? Why do they call it Ovaltine? [flicks through pages] They should call it roundtine. You know what I'm talking about.
Wilhelm: [proudly, to the man next to him] He's my protege.