Elaine Quote #930
Quote from Elaine in The Wizard
Darryl: Elaine, thank you for the Wizard. Wow, it's got so many functions.
Elaine: Yeah, yeah, forget about all that. First thing is first, warranty information. Name. We know that. Hobbies. Skiing, racquetball...
Darryl: Well, I don't do that stuff.
Elaine: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Oh, Here's one. Race.
Darryl: Isn't that optional?
Elaine: It certainly should be. It's nobody's damn business. But they really would like to know.
Darryl: All right. I'm Asian.
Elaine: What?
Darryl: Just to mess with them. [chuckles]
Elaine: Right. Good one.
Darryl: Average income. Over a hundred thousand.
Elaine: Really?
Darryl: So does that matter?
Elaine: No. But it's very nice to know.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Wizard’ Quotes
Quote from George
Mr. Ross: Where are we, George?
George: Almost there.
Mr. Ross: This is the end of Long Island. Where's your house?
George: We go on foot from here.
Mr. Ross: All right.
George: [breaks] There's no house! It's a lie! There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete. There's no other solarium.
Mr. Ross: We know.
George: Then why? Why did you make me drive all the way out here? Why didn't you say something? [whimpering] Why? Why? Why?
Mrs. Ross: We don't like you, George.
Mr. Ross: And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
George: Oh.
Mr. Ross: All right. Let's head back.
Quote from Elaine
Darryl: So, what are you?
Elaine: I'm white.
Darryl: So we're just a couple of white people?
Elaine: I guess. [Darryl sighs] Yeah. So do you want to go to the Gap?
Darryl: Sure.
Quote from George
George: [on the phone] Mrs. Ross, it's George.
Mrs. Ross: Who?
George: George Costanza. Susan's, uh, friend? Long time no speak.
Mr. Ross: We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more.
Mrs. Ross: George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having an event this weekend.
George: Oh, I just leased a house out in the Hamptons and I have got to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.
Mr. Ross: I'm going back to bed.
Mrs. Ross: Thank you for calling, George.
George: Oh, sure. I mean, after all, you were almost my.... Okay, I gotta go. [hangs up]
Jerry: House in the Hamptons?
George: Well, you know, I've been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.