Quote from George in The Wizard
George: [on the phone] Mrs. Ross, it's George. Mrs. Ross: Who? George: George Costanza. Susan's, uh, friend? Long time no speak. Mr. Ross: We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more. Mrs. Ross: George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having an event this weekend. George: Oh, I just leased a house out in the Hamptons and I have got to get out there this weekend and sign the papers. Mr. Ross: I'm going back to bed. Mrs. Ross: Thank you for calling, George. George: Oh, sure. I mean, after all, you were almost my.... Okay, I gotta go. [hangs up] Jerry: House in the Hamptons? George: Well, you know, I've been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.