Elaine Quote #897
Quote from Elaine in The Dealership
Elaine: [answers phone] Hello?
Jerry: Elaine, you've got to get back down to the dealer. Puddy is screwing me on this car, which is yellow now!
Elaine: Who is this?
Jerry: Elaine! [bangs phone against booth]
Elaine: What?!
Jerry: You gotta get back together with Puddy so I can make this deal.
Elaine: You know, just that you cared enough to call means so much, Jerry.
Jerry: You're gonna get back together, anyway. It's thousands of dollars!
Elaine: Oh, I don't know.
Jerry: Come on. Then you don't have to see him again until my 15,000-mile check.
Elaine: Well, will you pay my cab fare out there?
Jerry: Fine.
Elaine: And I didn't like that roast beef, so how about some lunch?
Jerry: No. No lunch.
Elaine: I'll hang the phone up right now!
Jerry: All right! Lunch!
Elaine: I'll see you.
Jerry: Bye. [hangs up] Everybody's ripping me off!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Dealership’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: When are they gonna have the flying cars, already?
Jerry: Yeah, they have been promising that for a while.
George: Years. When we were kids, they made it seem like it was right around the corner.
Jerry: I think Ed Begley Jr. has one.
George: No. That's just electric.
Jerry: What about Harrison Ford? He had one in, uh, Blade Runner. That was a cool one.
George: Well, what's the competition, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Jerry: Well, what do you think the big holdup is?
George: The government is very touchy about us being in the air. Let us run around on the ground as much as we want. Anything in the air is a big production.
Jerry: Yeah, right. And what about the floating cities?
George: And the underwater bubble cities?
Jerry: It's like we're living in the '50s here.
Quote from David Puddy
Jerry: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
David Puddy: I don't care for that term.
Jerry: Oh. Sorry, I didn't know.
David Puddy: No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
Jerry: I saw one once that could do sign language.
David Puddy: Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
Jerry: Yeah, Koko.
David Puddy: Right, Koko. That chimp's all right. High-five.
Quote from George
Jerry: I told you, Puddy's getting me an insider deal.
George: Since when is Elaine's boyfriend selling cars? I thought he was a mechanic.
Jerry: I guess he graduated.
George: That's an easy move. Go from screwing you behind your back to screwing you right to your face.
Jerry: [Kramer honks the horn] Thank you!
George: Puddy's just gonna give you the car, huh? You'll see. First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep. Suddenly, you're on your back like a turtle.
Jerry: All right. Calm down.
George: My father had a car salesman buddy. He was gonna fix him up real nice. Next thing I know, I'm getting dropped of in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. All the kids are shouting at me, "Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! Let's stuff Le George in Le Locker!"