Quote from Elaine in The Dealership
Elaine: [answers phone] Hello? Jerry: Elaine, you've got to get back down to the dealer. Puddy is screwing me on this car, which is yellow now! Elaine: Who is this? Jerry: Elaine! [bangs phone against booth] Elaine: What?! Jerry: You gotta get back together with Puddy so I can make this deal. Elaine: You know, just that you cared enough to call means so much, Jerry. Jerry: You're gonna get back together, anyway. It's thousands of dollars! Elaine: Oh, I don't know. Jerry: Come on. Then you don't have to see him again until my 15,000-mile check. Elaine: Well, will you pay my cab fare out there? Jerry: Fine. Elaine: And I didn't like that roast beef, so how about some lunch? Jerry: No. No lunch. Elaine: I'll hang the phone up right now! Jerry: All right! Lunch! Elaine: I'll see you. Jerry: Bye. [hangs up] Everybody's ripping me off!