Kramer Quote #917
Quote from Kramer in The Muffin Tops
Kramer: Okay. Coming up on the right, if you glance up you can just make out my bedroom window. It's the one that's covered in chicken wire.
Woman: Hey, if you're the real Peterman, how come you're wearing those ratty clothes?
Kramer: What?
Woman: Well, they're not very romantic.
Kramer: Well, that's your opinion.
British Man: Can I have another 3 Musketeers? They're rather small.
Kramer: Forget it. Okay, Newman's postal route is around here somewhere.
Man #2: Who's Newman?
Man #3: Who cares.
Man #4: Hey, fake Peterman. Let me off. I'm nauseous.
British Man: Can I have his candy bar?
Kramer: Everyone just settle down. We have three hours left on this thing, and I can't drive and argue with you rubes all at the same time. [over the speaker] Okay. Lomez's place of worship is right on the right here.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Muffin Tops’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Woman: I can't believe somebody pulled the top off of this muffin.
Elaine: That was me. I'm sorry. I don't like the stumps.
Mr. Lippman: So you just eat the tops?
Elaine: Oh, yeah. It's the best part. It's crunchy. It's explosive. It's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Hey, what were you doing with that bus yesterday?
Kramer: Here you go. Here you go. Check it out.
Jerry: "The Real Peterman Reality Bus Tour". I'm confused.
Kramer: Peterman's book is big business. People want to know the stories behind the stories.
Jerry: Nobody wants to go on a three hour bus tour of a totally unknown person's life.
Kramer: I'm only charging $37.50, plus you get a pizza bagel and desert.
George: What's desert?
Kramer: Bite-size 3 Musketeers. Just like the real Peterman eats.
George: He eats those?
Kramer: No. I eat those. I'm the real Peterman.
Quote from George
George: All right. Let me ask you something: When do you start to worry about ear hair?
Jerry: When you hear like a soft rustling.
George: It's like puberty that never stops. Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty, you gotta be vigilant.