Elaine Quote #802
Quote from Elaine in The Yada Yada
Arnie: Elaine, I have to ask you about something.
Elaine: What?
Arnie: The yada yada.
Elaine: The yada yada?
Arnie: What exactly happened down there?
Elaine: Well, I don't know. I mean, I talked to him and, blah, blah, blah. He asked about you guys and, da, da, da, da, da. More questions, bleh, bleh, bleh...
Arnie: All right, shut up!
Elaine: Shut up? Again you are telling me to shut up?
Arnie: What?
Elaine: You yelled at me that time at the movies. That's why you're not getting the baby.
Arnie: Oh, my God. How am I gonna tell Beth?
Elaine: Look, I'll go down and talk to this adoption guy and I'll make sure that it all gets worked out.
Arnie: All right, just don't screw it up this time! [gets up]
Elaine: See, again you're yelling. Not a fan of the yelling.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Yada Yada’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Tim Whatley: Father Curtis told me about your little joke.
Jerry: What about all your Jewish jokes?
Tim Whatley: I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist. You have no idea what my people have been through.
Jerry: The Jews?
Tim Whatley: No, the dentists. You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?
Jerry: Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: And then he asked the assistant for a shtickl of fluoride.
Elaine: Why are you so concerned about this?
Jerry: I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.
Kramer: Those people? Listen to yourself.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream.
Jerry: Whatley's from Jersey.
Kramer: Yes, and now he's a full-fledged American.
Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!
Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools.
Jerry: They do have their own schools!
Kramer: Yeah!