Jerry Quote #1581
Quote from Jerry in The English Patient
Jerry: I didn't ruin your business.
Izzy: Yes, you did. There's nobody there now at the Magic Pan to roll the crepes. We gotta close it up.
Jerry: Don't you hire people to do that?
Izzy: Each crepe has to be hand-rolled by a Mandelbaum. That's what puts the magic in Magic Pan!
Jerry: So, you just need some guys that could roll them?
Izzy: Yeah.
Jerry: I think I can help you out. I'll see you later. [starts to leave]
Izzy Sr.: Hey, I can't see the TV.
[Jerry walks over to the TV, grabs it by the handles and lifts it and the cabinet its bolted to across the room]
Jerry: Here. [walks out]
Izzy: You think you're better than us, don't you?! Huh!?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The English Patient’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Over there. The Dominicans.
Jerry: Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?
Kramer: Well, it didn't quite work out, and now I've got nothing for them to do.
George: So?
Kramer: So, I taught them all about Cuba, and they really took to it. You know, Marxism, the Worker's Revolution, the clothing.
Jerry: Boy, they seem pretty angry about something.
Kramer: Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the people get restless, who do you think they come after? [points to himself] El Presidente!
Quote from Elaine
J. Peterman: Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
Elaine: No. No, I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. [to the screen] Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already! [shouts] Die!
All: Ssh.
J. Peterman: Elaine. You don't like the movie?
Elaine: [shouts] I hate it!
All: Ssh.
Elaine: Oh, go to hell!!
J. Peterman: Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? You're fired.
Elaine: Great. I'll wait for you outside.
Quote from Morty Seinfeld
Jerry: This is quite a condo.
Morty Seinfeld: The Mandelbaums own the Magic Pan restaurants.
Jerry: The crepe place?
Morty Seinfeld: Yeah. This is all big crepe money.
Jerry: There's crepe money?