Jerry Quote #1520
Quote from Jerry in The Little Jerry
Jerry: So what happened to you yesterday? We were supposed to go to the auto show, I waited for you, you never came.
Elaine: I'm sorry, I got really busy. How long did you wait?
Jerry: Five minutes.
Elaine: Five minutes? That's it?
Jerry: What's the difference? You never showed up.
Elaine: Well, I could have. I mean, last week we waited for that friend of Kramer's for, like, forty minutes.
Jerry: Well, we barely knew the guy.
Elaine: So, the longer you know someone, the shorter you wait for them?
Jerry: That's the way it works.
Elaine: When did you tell George to be here?
Jerry: I told him to meet us here in ten minutes. How long has it been?
Elaine: About five.
Jerry: That's enough.
[As Jerry and Elaine walk away, George walks around the corner]
George: Early. All right. [shivers] Cold.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.