Kramer Quote #832
Quote from Kramer in The Little Jerry
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.
Quote from George
Kurt: Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to.
George: [examining Kurt's head] Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this.
Kurt: Oh, God.
George: No, no, Kurt, wrong attitude. You should be happy now.
Kurt: Happy? Why should I be happy?
George: You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter, then you won't be Kurt anymore.
Kurt: What will I be? [George points to himself] How long do I have?
George: 14 months. Maybe 10.
Kurt: Is there anything I can do?
George: Yes. Live, dammit. Live! Every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways... it is.