Elaine Quote #681
Quote from Elaine in The Soul Mate
Kevin: Oh, I get all jazzed up about something and I go way to far with it.
Elaine: Really?
Kevin: Oh, yeah. Like last summer. I'm watching TV and I saw one of those jet-skis. $4000 later and it's sitting in my garage.
Elaine: You know, that's weird, actually, 'cause I'm sort of the same way. I mean, once for like, no reason, I flattened my hair and I had all these strands hanging in my face all the time.
Kevin: Sometimes I think I do want kids. Maybe a lot of kids!
Elaine: Sometimes I think about wearing my hair real short.
Kevin: Yeah, I think I like short hair. Really short.
Elaine: Yeah.
Kevin: Yeah.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Soul Mate’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Jerry: I can't believe I'm losing Pam.
Newman: I know how you feel. For I, too, have a woman for whom I pine.
Jerry: I thought we were talking about me.
Newman: Right.
Jerry: Anyway, I don't need your help.
Newman: Oh, don't you, joke boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?
Quote from George
Jerry: Just give me some idea of what you think it could be.
George: I don't know if you're ready for it.
Jerry: Please.
George: I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never-
Jerry: Hold it, hold it! You're right, I'm not ready for this.
Quote from Newman
Pam: Oh, hi! Kramer.
Newman: [whispers to Kramer] Hi. How are you?
Kramer: Hi. How are you?
Pam: I'm great.
Newman: I too am well.
Kramer: I too am well.
Newman: Do I smell Pantene?
Kramer: Do I smell?
Newman: Pantene!
Kramer: Uh, Pantene.
Pam: Oh, my shampoo. Yeah, it is Pantene, I got a free sample in with my junk mail.
Kramer: Well, there really is no junk-mail. Well, everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but...
Newman: It requires just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards.