Quote from Newman in The Soul Mate
Pam: Oh, hi! Kramer. Newman: [whispers to Kramer] Hi. How are you? Kramer: Hi. How are you? Pam: I'm great. Newman: I too am well. Kramer: I too am well. Newman: Do I smell Pantene? Kramer: Do I smell? Newman: Pantene! Kramer: Uh, Pantene. Pam: Oh, my shampoo. Yeah, it is Pantene, I got a free sample in with my junk mail. Kramer: Well, there really is no junk-mail. Well, everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but... Newman: It requires just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards.