Jerry Quote #1182
Elaine: Maybe you were still under the gas. Maybe you were hallucinating you were coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas.
Jerry: I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only that, my shirt was out!
Elaine: Your shirt was out?
Jerry: I think so.
Elaine: Well, what kind of shirt was it?
Jerry: You know, like a tennis shirt.
Elaine: Oh! Well, you don't tuck those in?
Jerry: Sometimes I tuck them, sometimes I don't.
Elaine: Well. Were you tucked?
Jerry: I think I was tucked.
Elaine: All right, then say you were. I mean, what do you think could have happened?
Jerry: I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow.
Elaine: Ugh.
Jerry: Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Jimmy’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You know, you really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist.
Jerry: I think that's eat 24 hours before surgery.
Kramer: Oh, no, you got to eat before surgery. You need your strength.
Quote from George
George: I have to go see Steinbrenner later. Mr Wilhelm told him that I was the one responsible for stealing all the merchandise.
Jerry: Why?
George: 'Cause when he questioned me about it I was sweating from the Kung Pao.
Jerry: I don't know how you can eat that spicy chicken,
George: George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: What's that?
George: I like spicy chicken.
Jerry: No, no. You said George likes spicy chicken.
George: No, I didn't.
Elaine: Yes, you did. You said George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: You're turning in to Jimmy.
George: George is getting upset!
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: You know, I've never heard anyone talk the way you do. It's very unusual.
Jimmy: Well, Jimmy's very unusual.
Elaine: Well, anyway, see when I made the date, I thought that Jimmy...
Jimmy: Hey, look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by Hanks sexuality. Jimmy's happy for Hank.
Elaine: Elaine once tried to convert one, but Elaine's not going to go through that again.