Jerry Quote #330
Quote from Jerry in The Alternate Side
George: Wait a minute. Call the car phone, see what happens.
Jerry: Are you serious?
George: Yeah, go ahead, call.
Jerry: I don't even know if I remember the number. [dials] What do I say if he picks up?
Man: [answers phone] Hello?
Jerry: Hello? Is this 555-8383?
Man: I have no idea.
Jerry: Can I ask you a question?
Man: Sure.
Jerry: Did you steal my car?
Man: Yes, I did.
Jerry: You did?!
Man: I did.
Jerry: Well, that's my car!
Man: I didn't know it was yours.
Jerry: What are you gonna do with it?
Man: I dunno, drive around.
Jerry: Then can I have it back?
Man: Mmmm, nah, I'm gonna keep it.
Seinfeld Quotes
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Quote from Kramer
Kramer: What happened here?
Elaine: I don't know. I don't know. What should we do? We called an ambulance. Does anyone know first aid?
Jerry: Shouldn't you do something with the extremities?
Elaine: What extremities?
Kramer: What's an extremity?
Jerry: Well, you raise the feet, get blood to the head.
Kramer: No, you raise the head, you get blood to the feet!
Quote from Jerry
Rental Car Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry: I don't understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
Rental Car Agent: Yes, we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
Rental Car Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Quote from Kramer
George: You got a line in the Woody Allen movie?
Kramer: Pretty good, huh?
George: You're in the movie? Is he in the scene?
Kramer: Oh, yeah, yeah, it's me and him. I might have a whole new career on my hands, huh?
Jerry: You mean a career.
Elaine: So was Mia Farrow there?
Kramer: Uh, I didn't see him.