Quote from Jerry in The Alternate Side
George: Wait a minute. Call the car phone, see what happens. Jerry: Are you serious? George: Yeah, go ahead, call. Jerry: I don't even know if I remember the number. [dials] What do I say if he picks up? Man: [answers phone] Hello? Jerry: Hello? Is this 555-8383? Man: I have no idea. Jerry: Can I ask you a question? Man: Sure. Jerry: Did you steal my car? Man: Yes, I did. Jerry: You did?! Man: I did. Jerry: Well, that's my car! Man: I didn't know it was yours. Jerry: What are you gonna do with it? Man: I dunno, drive around. Jerry: Then can I have it back? Man: Mmmm, nah, I'm gonna keep it.