Mr. Steinbrenner Quote #24
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner in The Nap
Mr. Steinbrenner: Yes, yes, come in. Come in.
George: Sir, I just got a call from the terrorist. I told him to call back here, if you have a moment.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza, let me ask you something. Is it "Fe-bru-ary" or "Feb-uary"? Because I prefer "uary,"
and what is this rule?
George: Let me put that on speaker phone for you, sir.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Hello, bomber?
Jerry: [on the line] Yeah, this is the terrorist bomber.
Mr. Steinbrenner: You know, Costanza is busting his hump on those hats.
Jerry: Yeah, you know, about those hats, I think maybe I changed my mind.
Mr. Steinbrenner: You don't want them? They're gone. Goodbye.
George: Good thinking, sir.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Now, what do you want instead?
Jerry: What?
Mr. Steinbrenner: Well, you're the terrorist. You gotta want something.
Jerry: I guess it would be nice if you called ticket-holders if a game is gonna be rained out.
Mr. Steinbrenner: All right, George, you can handle that. [George disconnects the line] What the hell are you doing?
George: We have to stand tough. That's why I had to hang up the phone.
Mr. Steinbrenner: When someone's unstable, you don't stir the pot, George. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna run around the stadium and close all the windows. That's what I'm doing, pal. And I'll tell you something else: I am very nervous!
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Quote from Kramer
Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily-trafficked, overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry: How could you swim in that water?
Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry: Swimming?
Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? Excuse mois? Have you seen Costanza?
Secretary: I've seen him around.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Um. He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head. I've got to know the name of that. "She's a heartbreaker A love-taker Brubaker run this prison like a man Ooh Ooh" Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. What is this, People? "The Most Beautiful People" People. Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [enters Jerry's renovated kitchen] Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
Elaine: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.
Kramer: Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.